Jeff Foxworthy on Manitoba: Kind of messy copy but pretty funny; I'm a Manitoban and understand or have done these things

Jeff Foxworthy On Manitoba.........>>>> If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling>>through 36" of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will >>swim>>by, you live in Manitoba>> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,>>you live in Manitoba.>>>> If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live>>in Manitoba.>>>> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone>>who>> Dialed a wrong number, you live in Manitoba.>> If "Vacation" means going south past Grand Forks for the>>weekend,>> You live in Manitoba.>>>> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Manitoba.>>>> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,>>you live in Manitoba.>>>> If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and>>then>> Back again, you live in Manitoba.>>>> If you can drive 110 KM/H through 2 feet of snow during a >> raging>> Blizzard, without flinchin, you live in Manitoba.>>>> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a>>snowsuit,>> You live in Manitoba.>>>> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are>>filled with snow, you live in Manitoba.>>>> If you know all 4 seasons by: almost winter, winter, still>>winter and road construction, you live in Manitoba.>>>> If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next>>to your blue spruce, you live in Manitoba.>>>> If down south to you means the U.S. Border, you live in>>Manitoba.>>>> If your 1st of July bbq was moved indoors due to frost, you >> live>>in Manitoba.>>>> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you>>live in Manitoba.>>>> If you find -20 degrees "a little chilly", you live in >> Manitoba.>>